I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]” — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love. — Luc de Clapiers Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking is a fast-forward button; it makes you feel close to a person so quickly. — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And… — Jack Osbourne Copy Share Image
Research cited by Robert Cohen has made the point that there is up to a gallon of extra mucus in the body… — Gabriel Cousens Copy Share Image
I'm crazy about westerns. I need to do a western once in a while. It's like you know, eating bread, eating pasta,… — Franco Nero Copy Share Image
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, you're talking about boys and drinking… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are… — Thomas Jordan Jarvis Copy Share Image
“..he began drinking heavily and lived in a way which a friend described as making sense "only if he had no expectations… — P.D. James Copy Share Image
My grandmother stepped back into the kitchen to get their drinks. I had come to love her more after death than I… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
The democratic youth lives along day by day, gratifying the desire that occurs to him, at one time drinking and listening to… — Plato Copy Share Image
I opened with Edward Kienholz's The Beanery, and that's such a controversial piece that I think that brought people right away. It… — Virginia Dwan Copy Share Image
He looked all the boys individually in the eyes then laid his gaze on me. Why you looking at me like that?… — Jade Copy Share Image
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I gestured my frustration. “I don’t know. She’s much better already. She wasn’t talking half an hour ago. Look at her now.”… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Characters simply come and find me. They sit down, I offer them a coffee. They tell me their story and then they… — Dacia Maraini Copy Share Image
“It’s 11 am and I’m sitting in a restaurant 3 beers in. Believe me, even I’m surprised I’m still alive sometimes. I… — Clementine von Radics Copy Share Image
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
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