It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom says, Alcohol is your enemy. Jesus says, Love your enemy. Case Close — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How many news reports and stories do we have to hear before everyone stops drinking and driving?! Be responsible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hating someone is like drinking posion and hoping the other person dies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
