Drinking whiskey Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

1 Drinking whiskey quote by Joe E. Lewis

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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.