Drinkers Quotes · Page 2

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

— Uncle Kracker

I wasn't a social drinker. I used to say that I didn't want to go to bars because they were full of…

— Stephen King

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full…

— Raymond Chandler

“They were both good friends and heavy drinkers, a combination hard to beat.”

— Oscar Zeta Acosta

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

— Joe Teti

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

There was nothing glorious about the life of a drinker or the life of a writer.

— Charles Bukowski

No verse can give pleasure for long, nor last, that is written by drinkers of water.

— Horace

When we did that kind of stuff our only rule was... Well, we didn't have any rules, really, but my rule, because…

— Lee Hazlewood

I like all paintings. I always look at the paintings, good or bad, in barbershops, furniture stores, provincial hotels. I'm like a…

— Pablo Picasso

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a…

— Bob Saget

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser.…

— Johnny Knoxville

I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait…

— Nigella Lawson

There is nothing like the camaraderie that one has with fellow drinkers. It is a club you never leave once you join.…

— Lynda Bellingham

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle…

— George Bernard Shaw

I nursed a worthless, pint drinker for twelve years and when my lazy, life-sucking, daddy finally died, I swore to God with…

— Kathryn Stockett

I'm not a fancy person. I love small spaces. I like tiny cars. I don't buy things, aside from music and books.…

— Ellen Page

Trying to describe the process of becoming an alcoholic is like trying to describe air. It's too big and mysterious and pervasive…

— Caroline Knapp

I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds,…

— Helene Hanff

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will…

— Anonymous

I pray. I try to find space to process with a walk on the beach, a hike in the hills. Nature is…

— Roma Downey

The woman who thinks she can choose femininity, can toy with it like the social drinker toys with wine - well, she's…

— Rachel Cusk

Suppose it was demonstrated that one out of twenty alcoholics could learn to become a moderate social drinker. The experienced clinician would…

— Paul Samuelson

Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out…

— Bill Maher

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home…

— Danny Brown

I acquired that drinker's face before I drank. Drink only confirmed it. The space for it existed in me.

— Marguerite Duras

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

— Billy Carter

Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.

— Carmen Electra

Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.

— Lewis Black

I really don't do anything to break myself. As far as the damages to my body, I'm not a drinker. I let…

— Snoop Dogg

“Coffee drinkers are less likely to commit suicide than non–coffee drinkers. I”

— Jennifer Niven

He liked to play chess and do intelligent things, and I was a serious drinker and nonthinker.

— Warren G. Harding

“There are two types of drinkers: those who drink to enhance their personalities, and those who sought to take something away.”

— Haruki Murakami

Blessed are the meth drinkers, pot sellers, illusion dwellers. Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

— Simon And Garfunkel

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

— Bill Hicks

I am full of theories that are based on a very liquid foundation, because I used to be a drinker.

— Malachy McCourt

“I have written less than most writers. But I have drunk far more than most drinkers.”

— Guy Debord

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

— Dorothy Parker