“I know now that truth is a troubling thing. You can't drink your way to it. You can't snort your way to… — Nick Miller Copy Share Image
Portland can put the champagne away and get out the bottled water, 'cause that's all they're gonna drink on their way home! — Chick Hearn Copy Share Image
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
