I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count. — Mickey Gilley Copy Share Image
My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I was slowly taking on the dimensions of a chest of drawers. — Maria Franziska von Trapp Copy Share Image
I've been given this blessing, which is my granddaughter. You're no longer just you. You suddenly fit into the chest of drawers… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to women. Believe me, as Shaggy, after every concert, there's drawers that are dropping. — Shaggy Copy Share Image
I'm always hiding the books in my closet, and my art's always turned upside down in my drawer. — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
You can’t just write and write and put things in a drawer. They wither without the warm sun of someone else’s appreciation. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
“[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.” — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I'm about as far from being a flag-waver - you won't find any American flag pins in my drawer - as someone… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Here are the bills again, I always dread them a little. They are familiar presences: first in the mail box, then in… — Gunilla Brodde Norris Copy Share Image
In all of these years, you know, the Obamacare bill itself had been written for 30 years and it's a Democrat wet… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The reality is you don't get stand offs who are expert kickers as well as top drawer runners. The trick is to… — Frank Hadden Copy Share Image
I'm a shopaholic when I travel. I have a large collection of artifacts from all over the world at my house, some… — Mariana van Zeller Copy Share Image
My father was dead by the time I became a writer, and he would have had a heart attack if he had… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
Elf made his way fuzzily back to the drawer, trying to think nasty thoughts about his tormentor (Mungo the dog) but he… — Martha Grimes Copy Share Image
Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I had immediate success in the sense that I sold something right off the bat. I thought it was going to be… — Fred Saberhagen Copy Share Image
Mrs. Darling: There are many different kinds of bravery. There's the bravery of thinking of others before one's self. Now, your father… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most confident of women are those who believe in every scrap of fabric they wear. They are the ones who are… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
Sherlock: You're keeping a SCRAPBOOK. Only old ladies and pre-pubescent girls keep scrapbooks, John. John: It's not a scrapbook, Sherlock. I'm collecting… — Guy Adams Copy Share Image
Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've… — Susanna Kaysen Copy Share Image
I handed the test in five minutes before the end of the day. Mrs. Baker took it calmly, then reached into her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many of the artifacts of my house had become potential devices for my own destruction: the attic rafters (and an outside maple… — William Styron Copy Share Image
Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
I am remarkably likeable. Few people have ever been as likeable as I am. There is, frankly, no end to my likeability.… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
All of a sudden I became aware of a little star in one of those patches and I began looking at it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There’s no way that Michael Jackson or whoever Jackson should have a million thousand droople billion dollars and then there’s people starving.… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
The progress of science in furnishing the government with means of espionage is not likely to stop with wire tapping. Ways may… — Louis D. Brandeis Copy Share Image
Jessica, I know I've been...difficult," he said. "All the same—" "Difficult?" She looked up, her grey eyes wide, "You have been impossible.… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
I make it a practice to avoid hating anyone. If someone's been guilty of despicable actions, especially toward me, I try to… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
Like a battalion of marines at roll call, her neck hairs marshaled to five-alarm status. She stumbled back to her desk, jerked… — Lori Wilde Copy Share Image
When I was nine, I asked my Dad, ‘Can I have your movie camera? That old, wind-up 8-millimeter movie camera that’s in… — Michael Giacchino Copy Share Image
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