The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
Luckily, the bullet that hit my chest never got to me. It was stopped by a silver case I got for my brother's wedding. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
I have enjoyed some of 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' but I saw the first 14 or 15 of them and all they were… — James Doohan Copy Share Image
It used to really bug me when they'd send down Mr. Spock to engineering to help me. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
Hollywood has decided I'm a Scottish character actor, even though I'm not Scottish. And there is no sense in even talking to them about… — James Doohan Copy Share Image
I like Captain Kirk, but I sure don't like Bill. He's so insecure that all he can think about is himself. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
