The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. — Rich Hall Copy Share
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class.… — Rich Hall Copy Share
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall Copy Share
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. — Rich Hall Copy Share
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet… — Rich Hall Copy Share
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line. — Rich Hall Copy Share
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years. — Rich Hall Copy Share
“Not many musicians can get 10000 people to show up and help pay his back taxes, and when farmers are going broke and transatlantic… — Rich Hall Copy Share
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are… — Rich Hall Copy Share
“Good things come to those who wait, but shit pretty much shows up right away, doesn't it?” — Rich Hall Copy Share
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. — Rich Hall Copy Share
