Doorman Threw Quotes by Adrienne Gusoff

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

— Adrienne Gusoff

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

— Adrienne Gusoff

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

— Adrienne Gusoff

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

— Adrienne Gusoff