Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know… — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got… — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share
