Don't clean your desk. You might find something in the morning that you can't see tonight. — Bruce Mau Copy Share Image
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image