“If you fall asleep here you will wake up with a dolphin tramp stamp. I promise you that.” — Stacey Rourke Copy Share Image
“She … uh … suffers from low blood sugar. It turns her into a slightly demonic nympho. Awkward as it is here, family gatherings… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“-"Death walks, and talks, and occasionally whisks you in a gruesome waltz." -” — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“Keni's eyes widened. "You purred at a guy? Really? Why?" "Because he scratched me behind the ears, and I liked it." "Huh?” — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“Noah cocked his head to consider her. “Do I look like a killer?” Slow and deliberate, she let her gaze wander over him before… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“Purring wasn't going to be an issue if he kept looking at me like that. I was going to have a stroke.” — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“At certain moments in life, reflection is mandatory. I found being squeezed in the scaly claw of a three story dragon to be one… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“Ma’am, we’ve met your mother,” Rip claimed, from his well-chosen spot at the rear of the pack. “If she becomes agitated there’s a good… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“Uh, did you run this by Alaina?" "I tried." Keni gave a little shrug. "But I don't think she heard me. She was busy… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“I do not care for this place. It feels like a den of debauchery,” a wide yawn cut off his sentence, “and not in… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“We're the Dark Army Glee Club!" I pressed my fingers against my throbbing temples hard. "The Dark Army what?" "Glee Club!" Answered Boil Face.… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“I brought you a fern!” Ireland glanced up from the file folders that covered her desk and smiled at the new arrival beaming from… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“Just when I think you can’t get any creeper, you astounded me by reaching a whole new plateau. What did you do to yourself?… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“With an easy grin he peered up at me. It took every ounce of self-control I had not to stare slack-jawed into his eyes.… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
“WelcometoNeighborhoodCafewhatcanIgetforyou?" Nerves made my voice alternately squeaky and hoarse as I rambled at top speed. Oh, to sound normal...” — Stacey Rourke Copy Share
