Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity. — Josh Billings Copy Share
The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other. — Josh Billings Copy Share
