Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I am not only uninterested in having children. I am opposed to having children. Having a purebred human baby is like having… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it. — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up… — Friday Copy Share Image
Asher means 'happy and blessed' which embodies my eldest. Caleb means 'stubborn and tenacious dog' and I can't even tell you how… — David Oyelowo Copy Share Image
I discovered two very important facts that day; Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Why did you save me just now? (Angelia) I’m a dog, remember? We’re loyal even when it’s stupid. (Fury)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations,… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Since I was trying so hard to make books lead my life, I didn’t want to read them and then just put… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
You ever hear a dog cry, Steve? You know, howling so loud it's almost unbearable?' He nodded. 'I reckon they howl like… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, was that a monkey riding my dog?” “It was. A baby tamarin. We need to get it back to the… — Gayla Drummond Copy Share Image
He had as much fun in the water as any person I have known. You didn't have to throw a stick in… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Calm assertive energy is the energy you project to show your dog you are the Pack Leader. Assertive does not mean angry… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days. — Bat Masterson Copy Share Image
Never beg for mercy. Accept that you have failed. Begging is for dogs and humans. — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“People may call it puppy love, but it feels like a full-grown dog when you've got it.” — Luke Hartwell Copy Share Image
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey. — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I have three dogs, a cat, fish. I'm a huge animal lover. They're amazing. — Willow Shields Copy Share Image
