Dog Quotes · Page 33

Dogs are nicer than people.

— Andy Rooney

This is the my germen shaperd dog…

— Rohit Rana

I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet.

— Timothy Simons

A good dog does not block the road

— Chinese Proverbs

Dogs are fine in the field.

— George Herbert

I would never rob your cradles to feed the dogs of war

— Huey Long

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.

— Darrell Royal

The breadth and depth of what dogs do for our happiness and longevity is pretty remarkable.

— Marty Becker

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music.

— Swami Vivekananda

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

— Smiley Blanton

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

— Rush Limbaugh

I can't even trust my own imaginary dog. How much lower can a person get?

— Meg Rosoff

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

— Phil McGraw

I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything.

— Anonymous

I did but prompt the age to quit their clogs By the known rules of ancient liberty, When straight a barbarous noise…

— John Milton

Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that…

— Jack Handey

“Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now…

— Lewis Carroll

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead…

— Alan Alda

“She loves dogs. And in time, who knows, maybe she would even have ended up loving the type of dogs who eat…

— Richard Finney

i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants.

— Rick Riordan

Why do more than 40 percent of Americans think that the Universe began after the domestication of the dog?

— Anonymous

Yet another hedge fund manager explained Icelandic banking to me this way: you have a dog, and I have a cat. We…

— Michael Lewis

Some will protest that in a world with so much human suffering, it is something between eccentric and obscene to mourn a…

— Charles Krauthammer

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which…

— Rachel Hawkins

I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitively, and something goes…

— Graham Swift

People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. This is not some kind of pro-canine campaigning fantasy.…

— Desmond Morris

In regard to dogs, my most memorable thoughts concern my daughter's dog and her fondness for them. In fact, one day while…

— Tom Monaghan

One thing about Italians is you can't let them in your head. They're inquisitive. The English and Germans are a dog tribe;…

— Terence Trent D'Arby

The Americans as a nation are killing themselves with their vices and high living. As much as a man ought to eat…

— Brigham Young

You can't count a dog like me out of the game. That's just not how it works.

— Dan Hooker

When everybody turns on u ur dog will always be with u no matter wat

— Kayla

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

— Tim Allen

You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself.

— Emily Dickinson

I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with.

— Isabel Allende

“Maybe I'm no longer a dog, but I can still bite!”

— Sherwood Smith

I know the quotes, you know the quotes, but does the dog know the quotes?

— Vikrant Parsai

Dem hoes say I'm a dog but how come I don't chase them?

— Gangsta

I am surrounded by my family, my beloved grandchildren, and my pack of dogs.

— Christine Feehan

Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog

— Li Ching-Yuen

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

— Louis C. K