The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks. — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image
Don't love gold it has no sense, but instead please love a dog it might love you in return — Tivea Copy Share Image
The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog. — Danielle Panabaker Copy Share Image
Bad dogs, she believed, were like most bad children: created by those around them. But then, that was a personal opinion. — Heather Graham Copy Share Image
That one true heart was left behind! What feeling do we ever find, to equal among human kind , a dog's fidelity! — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
A man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog. — Earl Hamner, Jr Copy Share Image
No other animal bonds to a human being the way a dog does. And I suspect there is no other animal to… — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
Today, Snoop Dog endorsed Ron Paul for president. Snoop said he likes Paul's positions on everything from legalizing pot ... to legalizing pot. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
I work too much to be an appropriate parent. I feel like a bad mom to my dog some days because I'm… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I love my life, and I love the people that I'm connected to and I love my family and I love what… — Rick Springfield Copy Share Image
If you think you’re the only person for whom life is painful, you’re wrong. And if you don’t mind letting yourself die… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
You really do learn every day with every dog; they are all so unique and different. But if you're patient and you… — Emmylou Harris Copy Share Image
“I shall have to go. But-" and here Frodo looked hard at Sam- "if you really care about me, you will have… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“The dog growled again, long and ferocious. The hair on my neck tingled. And just when I knew he would attack, a… — Carol Petrie Copy Share Image
Because of the dog's joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift. It is not the least reason why we… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
My childhood was spent with dogs, and I work with dogs surrounding me. This relationship is hardly unique - man-and-dog stories date… — David Wroblewski Copy Share Image