Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty… — Eric Foner Copy Share Image
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Many people have heard the remarkable example of devotion involving a Skye terrier dog who worked for a Scottish shepherd named Old… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
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My poor soul! Sigh, pray and strive to take upon you the blessed yoke of Christ, and you will live on earth… — Tikhon of Zadonsk Copy Share Image
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In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
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We grew up in an age of playing reserve team football at the stadium. If the first team were playing away, you'd… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
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Doing the same thing in the same way year after year is like eating a quail a day for thirty days. Along… — George Horace Lorimer Copy Share Image
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![“That dog is mine said those poor children; that place in the sun is mine; such is the beginning and type of usurpation throughout the earth. [Fr., Ce chien est a moi, disaient ces pauvres enfants; c'est la ma place au soleil. Voila le commencement et l'image de l'usurpation de toute la terre.]” quote by Blaise Pascal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/667/blaise-pascal-167_children_that-dog-is-mine-said-those-poor-childre_3232472.jpg)
