Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting.… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss; it's about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. — John Holmes Copy Share Image
I think there is a total equality for me between painting a literary figure or Kate Moss or my Mum or a… — Stella Vine Copy Share Image
“Not only was [her dog] a good companion, he was also like a permission slip to be more present in the world.” — Andrea Lochen Copy Share Image
“In 1924 Mao took a Chinese friend, newly arrived from Europe, to see the notorious sign in the Shanghai park, 'Chinese and… — Paul Johnson Copy Share Image
Every dog is allowed one bite, but a different view is taken of a dog that goes on biting all the time.… — Harold Wilson Copy Share Image
I have highs and lows. I have great big moments of adrenaline, but that can be followed by depression. It's a black… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
Can you understand why the Congress, most states and most cities refuse to pass legislation requiring the registration and licensing of any… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
An office boy in London was the lowest of the low. The office boy was the tea boy. He would be the… — George Carey Copy Share Image
What a weak, credulous, incredulous, unbelieving, superstitious, bold, frightened, what a ridiculous world ours is, as far as concerns the mind of… — Michael Faraday Copy Share Image
“Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?” said Dibbler. “He says he can’t,” said Victor. Dibbler hesitated. The excitement… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Seth approached the dog and let it sniff his hand. A warm tongue caressed his palm, and Seth rubbed the top of… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
What you people who weren't yet born can never know is what it meant to sleep in cities under silent falls of… — Timothy Findley Copy Share Image
A dog — a dog teaches us so much about love. Wordless, imperfect love; love that is constant, love that is simple… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
“The trouble with this dog is that it has grown too close to human beings, it will suffer as they do.” — José Saramago Copy Share Image
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Dogs change lives. Half Buddha, half Bozo, they keep us tethered to the earth, and teach us to fly. Our dogs are… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by… — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets; With angry teeth… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves. — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I treat my dog's & cat's better than most people I meet, because I consider my pets as my own family! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I enjoy going to Starbucks, having a cup of coffee, sitting in my car, driving from here to there, sitting at home… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
I wanna dog..but I don't like picking up shit off pavements. Hmmmm? Gonna live on a island...no Pavements. — Idris Elba Copy Share Image
The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
It ought to be realized by all dog owners that obesity shortens a dog's life quite considerably, a life which is much… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who's late. I will stay, just to walk beside you… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
A 'possessed' dog in the neighborhood won't let me stop killing until he gets his fill of blood. — David Berkowitz Copy Share Image
From my point of view, I'm a totally normal person! Really! I have a family. I have kids. I have a house...… — Vincent Cassel Copy Share Image
“She was like one of those dogs who’ve tasted human blood and can’t stop biting. A walrus who’d tasted blood.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
When I was just a young kid who grew up in the inner city of Cleveland, I used to catch the bus… — Rich Paul Copy Share Image
“Give me leave, lord, and I will be the best of your hounds – but if a dog be driven out, he… — Poul Anderson Copy Share Image
I did a lot of films in Europe, in Spain. I went to Australia and did 'Mad Dog Morgan'; I did 'Apocalypse… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
They're powerful, those songs. At times they've been my only way back, the only door out of the dark, bad places the… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image