When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. — Charles A. Dana Copy Share Image
Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image