Heaven goes by favor; If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog — The Cockle Bur Copy Share Image
“I always say my biological clock must be digital, because I've never heard it ticking.” — Lucy Dillon Copy Share Image
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion… — John Major Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
I can't imagine my life without animals. I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
I drew a vicious cartoon of an Islamic extremist as a dog, knowing full well what an insult that was is in… — Terry Mosher Copy Share Image
Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog. — Douglas Malloch Copy Share Image
