A dog gets lonesome just like a human. He wants to associate with other dogs, but when they take him out, the… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are… — Jeremy Hotz Copy Share Image
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image