Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog. — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
Josef Stalin once said that 'Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.' Let us correct this: Ingratitude is a horrible disease belongs… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
The breadth and depth of what dogs do for our happiness and longevity is pretty remarkable. — Marty Becker Copy Share Image
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
Fatty, a bearded collie-terrier mix, is the kindest, cuddliest dog. And Oliver, a white golden retriever, even looks like me! My dogs… — Nicollette Sheridan Copy Share Image
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Like Frankenweenie is a story about a boy and his dog, Big Fish is the story of a father and his son,… — John August Copy Share Image
Saying we can still be friends is like saying the dog died but we can still keep it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you don't have great days. You're going to have ups, and you're going to have downs. And when you have the… — Jimmer Fredette Copy Share Image
I have developed a rash on my body where the rough cloth rubs on my skin. I wanted to take a bath,… — Karen Cushman Copy Share Image
“Once we'd balled up our burrito wrappers and tossed them into the trash, Jake and I walked several blocks from El Farolito… — Meg Donohue Copy Share Image
“It's sad that my dog looks confused when my phone rings, like he's baffled by my blossoming social life.” — McCall Hoyle Copy Share Image
“A good dog never dies. He always stays. He walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields… — Mary Carolyn Davies Copy Share Image
By the end of my first year at the Dogs, we'd won the competition, and I'd played some pretty good footy. — Sonny Bill Williams Copy Share Image
And remember how he wrote the first Rocky in a few days, and wouldn't sell the script even though he was starving,… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no." — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
Our house was always filled with dogs... They helped make our house a kennel, it is true, but the constant patter of… — Helen Hayes Copy Share Image
My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs. — Rachel Trachtenburg Copy Share Image
We’re days away from going full scale against Malone, and in the meantime, we’re under fire from above. And I’m about as… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
