Doesn Count Quotes

“Age doesn't count, but sense”

— Eli Coffie

It doesn't count if you don't get caught.

— Anonymous

Your PRETTY, but that doesn't count that I like you.

— ALYSSA

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Dessert doesn't count if you're sharing someone else's.”

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“Your ego doesn’t count as a separate individual, Shallan.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“My opinion doesn't count until someone else says it.”

— Conni Stockton

When I say I wont tell anyone my best friend doesn't count.

— Anonymous

It doesn't count if your swing is going the highest if you're getting pushed.

— Cynthia Lewis

It is a huge myth that our voices don't matter, that our vote doesn't count.

— Diane Guerrero

“Your vote doesn’t count. All that counts is who counts the votes.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm about whatever man.. F-ck what they be talking about, they opinon doesn't count, we the only thing that matters.

— Drake

“When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I've made one action movie. But nobody saw it, so I guess that doesn't count for most people.

— James Wan

“It is my theory that what others don’t see you’ve eaten doesn’t count.”

— Jinx Schwartz

Modeling was so fleeting it doesn't count in my life scheme.

— Ali MacGraw

“Doesn’t it count for anything if Josef wishes he hadn’t done it?” Leo looks at me. “What counts,” he says, “is that…

— Jodi Picoult

I'm a good person. In most ways. But I'm beginning to think that being a good person in most ways doesn't count…

— Nick Hornby

“I’m only 33% patriotic, because I don’t bleed red, white, and blue. I only bleed red. But I pee white and my…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know your vote doesn't count, but you go through the motions, because it's been drummed into your head that you might…

— Marshall Karp

Don’t ever let anybody tell you that your efforts don’t matter or that your voice doesn’t count. Don’t ever believe that you…

— Barack Obama

We can't ... take that piece of reality in this business and set that aside and say, well, that doesn't count. And…

— Chuck Hagel

“I can agree in principle that it's the thought that counts when giving or getting gifts, but I would also like to…

— Samantha Bee

We’re all good when it suits us, he used to say: that doesn’t count. It’s when you want so badly to do…

— Ken Follett

Every person passing through this life will unknowingly leave something and take something away. Most of this “something” cannot be seen or…

— Robert Fulghum

“It doesn't count if it's from friends, right?”

— Svetlana Chmakova

Domestic violence doesn't count when it's in a broken home.

— Anonymous

Count on me to shine where it doesn't count.

— Katya Zamolodchikova

“I’m healthy. I eat fruit.” “In pie doesn’t count.”

— Kylie Scott

If he's not dead, it doesn't count.

— Mike Tyson

“Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!”

— Kathy Bryson

Success doesn’t count unless you earn it fair and square.

— Michelle Obama

An idea doesn't count if you can't use it

— Beth Comstock

“Destruction doesn’t count. One can always create again.”

— Kay Dick

When I say I wont tell anybody, my bestfriend doesn't count.

— Anonymous

You say your multi-talented.. being two-faced doesn't count.

— Anonymous

“It doesn't take a PhD in Statistics to know that your one vote doesn't count!”

— Rick Schmoyer

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

— Kurt Angle

My form's good in practice, but that doesn't count for anything, really.

— Stephen Hendry

“I’m not the only kid who lives here. There’s my sister, Natalie, except she doesn’t count.”

— Gennifer Choldenko