Doctors Quotes · Page 42

I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.

— Darrell Hammond

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

— George Best

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Every disease is a musical problem. Its cure a musical solution. The more rapid and complete the solution, the greater the musical…

— Novalis

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

— Henny Youngman

The test to which all methods of treatment are finally brought is whether they are lucrative to doctors or not.

— George Bernard Shaw

I doubt if any doctor could recommend a more nourishing breakfast for a working girl in a hurry.

— Marilyn Monroe

MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'.

— Nicholas Haslam

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and…

— Wanda Sykes

Being authentic in the way you'll see today on the sets [of Doctor Strange] that Charles Wood has designed for us, being…

— Kevin Feige

MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor…

— Tina Fey

I feel that I am entitled to take medicinal marijuana. In general, I believe that everyone who has a doctor's prescription is…

— Peter McWilliams

Women occupy, in great masses, the 'household tasks' of industry. They are nurses but not doctors, secretaries but not executives, researchers but…

— Vivian Gornick

Intern will resonate not only with doctors, but with anyone who has struggled with the grand question 'What should I do with…

— Akhil Sharma

Up until 35 I had a slightly skewed world view. I honestly believed everybody in the world wanted to make abstract paintings,…

— Frank Stella

If you went to Harvard Medical School, chances are you'll be a doctor at some place. There's a career trajectory. Acting, there's…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I gotta tell you, right at the top of my list would be taking vitamins. I know that over the years doctors…

— Regis Philbin

Since the 1950s (until the early 1990s), girls in Kabul and other cities attended schools. Half of university students were women, and…

— Eleanor Smeal

According to the legend an evil old doctor, who called himself God and us dogs, created the first boy in his adolescent…

— William S. Burroughs

When I was a runner and competing in triathlons I was having pains in my hip and just treating it as an…

— Kristin Armstrong

I think you've got good people and bad people in everything you do. If you start making a big deal of it,…

— Master P

I was studying the impacts of fishing on ocean life, while the places that I loved so much continued to decline: less…

— Enric Sala

This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why…

— Woody Allen

On the trees are only a few gnarled apples that the pickers have rejected. They look like the knuckles of Doctor Reefy's…

— Sherwood Anderson

Doctors quickly learn that how much they make has little to do with how good they are. It largely depends on how…

— Atul Gawande

The doctor is the servant and the interpreter of nature. Whatever he thinks or does, if he follows not in nature's footsteps…

— Giorgio Baglivi

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

My dad is a big extrovert - he's a doctor - but he always loved [William] Shakespeare and he took us to…

— Vanessa Kirby

Those who oppose reform will also tell you that under our plan, you won't get to choose your doctor - that some…

— Barack Obama

Remember, Monsieur, that Saint Augustine says that a person who does not obey the doctors is doing his best to kill himself.

— Vincent de Paul

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

— Carlos Mencia

“Medicare rewards doctors far better for doing procedures than for assessing whether they should be done at all.”

— Edwidge Danticat

(Doctors) collectively have done more to block adequate medical care for people of this country than any other single group.

— Jimmy Carter

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"

— Anonymous

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

— Jay London

As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

— George Bernard Shaw

Printer's ink, when it spells out a doctor's promise to cure, is one of the subtlest and most dangerous of poisons.

— Samuel Hopkins Adams

Not really in all honesty because until you take control of your own health and go to your own doctor and have…

— Star Jones

I think [Doctor Strange] it is - it does tap into a supernatural type of genre that is not horror.

— Kevin Feige

Her mom and dad are both doctors and want her to follow her dream, not turn out the way they have, no…

— Chuck Palahniuk