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Doctors often claim they can fix you in minutes, but many quotes show that practice isn’t working and promises can be lies. Some suggest healthier habits, thinking, and even seeing your own body as a doctor. Others hint that faith or humor might help more than a visit.

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At the eye doctor...Doctor: Please read the lowest line you can. Me: Made in China.

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The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.

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The doctor is effective only when he himself is affected. Only the wounded physician heals.

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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg

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One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

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The way most doctors practice medicine right now isn't working.

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"

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Many doctors pay their grocery bill with the money of folks who have eaten too much.

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“A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best of medicines and the best doctors ”

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Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died…

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For the stone from the top for geologists, the knowledge of the limits of endurance for the doctors, but above all for…

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Faste knew better than to argue with a doctor, since they were the closest things to God's representatives here on Earth.

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When Medicare was first enacted in 1965, it provided coverage for hospitalization, doctor visits and surgeries, but there was no coverage for…

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Being a doctor at Johns Hopkins does not make me any better in God's sight than the individual who has not had…

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Why are infectious disease doctors the best ones to date? They are the most cultured and sensitive.

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I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.

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When we are trying to come up with new health laws, you bring doctors, you bring experts in medicine. In urban planning,…

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The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the…

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“Don't let sickness, depression, and disease THUG YOU OUT. Eat healthier, think healthier, speak healthier, and more positively over your life. When…

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“Cancer begins and ends with people. In the midst of scientific abstraction, it is sometimes possible to forget this one basic fact.…

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The freedom of patient speech is necessary if the doctor is to get clues about the medical enigma before him. If the…

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No matter what your profession – doctor, lawyer, architect, accountant – if you are an American, you better be good at the…

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Irregular contact with doctors means many men fail to receive any preventive care for potentially life-threatening conditions. In addition, when men do…

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The fears are unanimous. ObamaCare is too expensive. It is a government takeover of our healthcare system. Services will be diminished. The…

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But doctors talk about cells as if they had such unlimited importance all by themselves. As if they didn't really belong to…

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I tell you, the old-fashioned doctor who treated all diseases has completely disappeared, now there are only specialists, and they advertise all…

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You will remember that I remarked the other day, just before we went into the very simple problem presented by Miss Mary…

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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store…

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Few things would gratify me as much as a rediscovered respect for things belonging to others. Not abusing the property of others…

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Summerset, don't you ever sleep?" "It's Lieutenant Dallas. She's--" Roarke dropped his briefcase, grabbed Summerset by the lapels. "Has she been hurt?…

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Please don't wait until the doctors tell you that you are going to have a baby to begin to take care of…

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If God had perceived that our greatest need was economic, he would have sent an economist. If he had perceived that our…

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Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.

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To be honest, I don’t think there’s any other show like ‘Doctor Who’ at all.

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An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

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Doctors?" said Ron, looking startled. "Those Muggle nutters that cut people up?

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Dentist: This will only hurt a little. Me: *LIAR!*

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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause…

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I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit…when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn…

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Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.

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