An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
There's one thing you don't put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
At university I had a big coloured scarf and people would often say, 'All right, Doctor Who?' And, I thought, I rather… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
“When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid,… — Elton Pope Copy Share Image
River Song: Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
All roads seem to have come back to Doctor Who in our life. But, no, it was a huge part of my… — David Tennant Copy Share Image
“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian… — James Goss Copy Share Image
I like that totally mixed up kind of eclectic group of personal props and bits of costume and I think the fun… — Lalla Ward Copy Share Image
“He took her by the hand and led her out of the control room and into a little side room. There, amid… — Jacqueline Rayner Copy Share Image
“William Shakespeare: 'Close up this din of hateful decay, decomposition of your witches' plot! You thieve my brains, consider me your toy,… — Gareth Roberts Copy Share Image
“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Donna: You really believe in all that stuff, don't you? Wilfred Mott (Bernard Cribbins): It's all over the place these days. If… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
“The Doctor was strapped to a wide table of some kind, and Turlough immediately started on the straps that held him. "We… — David A. McIntee Copy Share Image
Chemotherapy and radiotherapy will make the ancient method of drilling holes in a patient's head to permit the escape of demons look… — Ernst T. Krebs Copy Share Image
“You said these guys are your cousins? Is that, like, for real? It's, like, not a turn of phrase?" "What on earth… — Mark Speed Copy Share Image
“He wondered if today was that day, if he’d wake up different, wake up someone else who remembered him fondly. A new… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
Unfortunately in my case, because of what I do for living, here in Ireland is very hard for me to find a… — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
When the BBC decided to bring Doctor Who back as a feature film a few years ago, one national newspaper ran a… — Simon Callow Copy Share Image
Fundamentalists who say they are not going to pay any attention to the charts are like a doctor who says he’s not… — Bruce Kovner Copy Share Image
“Maria?... She's been writing all this down? Oh, bless her...' He leafed on through the pile. 'Although that's not how that happened...… — James Goss Copy Share Image
I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs.… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
In the next few years I'd love to play a female version of Doctor Who. I know exactly how I would play… — Billie Piper Copy Share Image
Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor,… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“My friends," he began, and one thumb securely hooked itself in his waistcoat pocket while his other hand hung at his side… — David Whitaker Copy Share Image
“He [the Doctor] groaned. 'Why does it always have to be me?' 'Mr Rory is ill. You're the next best thing,' I… — James Goss Copy Share Image
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient… — Paul Cornell Copy Share Image
I'm an actor. If you had said to me before I started acting that I'd get two bites of the cherry -… — Colin Baker Copy Share Image
When I started Doctor Who Steven Moffat said, "That's it for the rest of your life." I'll be Doctor to a whole… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
I am not doctor who and I can't turn back time. I once said the audience was all punks and little girls,… — Marco Pirroni Copy Share Image
“Now here's Amy Pond, standing in the freezing ocean, holding the body of her imaginary friend, and shouting at the sea to… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“But Amy Pond. Oh! The Sea had briefly been able to touch her mind — it knew that the Doctor was the… — James Goss Copy Share Image
According to the legend an evil old doctor, who called himself God and us dogs, created the first boy in his adolescent… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
It's the 50th year of Doctor Who and look what's going on! We're up in the sky and under the sea! We're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Listen ... The universe is full of creatures that can get inside your soul. Things that try to take away the very… — Kate Orman Copy Share Image
“The Doctor: [hologram, speaking towards the console] This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen, this is important. If this message is… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
I was studying the impacts of fishing on ocean life, while the places that I loved so much continued to decline: less… — Enric Sala Copy Share Image
“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for… — James Goss Copy Share Image
I would be sitting in my flat watching TV, and 'Doctor Who' would be on with my flatmate there. I would have… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
“River Song: Use the stabilisers! The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers! River Song: The blue switches! The Doctor: The blue ones don't… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
![“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian aristocrats I've ever met and not been forced into an arranged marriage with,' [said the Doctor]” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b23/james-goss-19280_arranged-marriage_which-brings-me-to-you-prince-boris-and_819039.jpg)
![“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't quite reach his eyes. 'How do you cope?' 'Ah...' The Doctor picked away at a scrap of loose paint on the door. 'Well, I just get as close as I can to a happy ending…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_how-are-you-rory-the-doctor-asked-i-rory_35737.jpg)
![“I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs. And maybe a field, if I'm lucky.” quote by Russell T Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dd/russell-t-davies-13415_bedroom_i-dread-the-day-i-leave-doctor-who-becau_2404747.jpg)
![“He [the Doctor] groaned. 'Why does it always have to be me?' 'Mr Rory is ill. You're the next best thing,' I [Maria] said simply. 'Thank you,' he muttered. He didn't sound very pleased at all at that.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_he-the-doctor-groaned-why-does-it-always_2718725.jpg)
![“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?' I [Amy] stared at the stubby thing. It looked like the world's chunkiest novelty gift pen... I coughed. 'That, Doctor, is the sonic screwdriver.' 'Ah,' Dr Smith boggled…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe9/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_the-doctor-pulled-the-thing-out-of-princ_821919.jpg)
![“The Doctor: [hologram, speaking towards the console] This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen, this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing: we must be in danger, and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape. Rose…” quote by Russell T Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27c/russell-t-davies-13415_danger_the-doctor-hologram-speaking-towards-the_2820084.jpg)
![“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for laughing that didn't get to do it often. 'I'm going to tell you a story about a man who travels, and everywhere he goes, he makes everyone's lives better. I'm not that man. That man doesn't…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38a/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_i-know-what-you-must-think-of-me-the-doc_2095882.jpg)
![“River Song: Use the stabilisers! The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers! River Song: The blue switches! The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue! River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See? The…” quote by Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b4/steven-moffat-2328_amy-pond_river-song-use-the-stabilisers-the-docto_519613.jpg)
