The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This verse made me realize that I've divorced an entire aspect of my life from God: eating — Matt Cohen Copy Share Image
I had learned so much about marriage from Missy that I only had to get divorced two more times. — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I had what you could call a chaotic childhood. My parents divorced when I was 2; I went back and forth between… — Crystal Bowersox Copy Share Image
People go through life and make personal decisions and sometimes they don't work out. I won't be the first person to be… — Tiki Barber Copy Share Image
The Incarnation is the ultimate reason why the service of God cannot be divorced from the service of man. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Like Aristotle, conservatives generally accept the world as it is; they distrust the politics of abstract reason – that is, reason divorced… — Benjamin Wiker Copy Share Image
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily… — Elinor Glyn Copy Share Image
They're not parallel at all. They're my concerns, but how they're expressed particularly on the page is completely divorced from who I… — Chang-Rae Lee Copy Share Image
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy Copy Share Image
Let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your… — Axl Rose Copy Share Image
My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put his fist… — Jedediah Bila Copy Share Image
I've been divorced and I had to get back out there be single again and do some of that in the genuinely… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
An end to wars, peace among the nations, the cessation of pillaging and violence - such is our ideal, but only bourgeois… — Vladimir Lenin Copy Share Image
As many conventionally unhappy parents did in the 1950s, my parents stayed together for the sake of the children—they divorced after my… — Bruce H. Lipton Copy Share Image
The effect of that is to poison the flow of information to the President himself and to create a situation where a… — Daniel Ellsberg Copy Share Image
It was one of those ridiculous arrangements that couples make when they are separating, but before they are divorced - when they… — John Irving Copy Share Image
As a society, we've evolved, and we've recognized that the American family structure has undergone enormous changes. Divorce is all around us,… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
The individual in the ordinary circumstances of living may feel more unreal than real; in a literal sense, more dead than alive;… — R. D. Laing Copy Share Image
We did casting in L.A. and a lot of people came against the advice of their agents. The agents said, "You shouldn't… — Uwe Boll Copy Share Image
When Adam's House Cat broke up in 1991, which was Cooley and my band for six years, I put my entire life,… — Patterson Hood Copy Share Image
Woodrow Wilson was the president of the United States in 1920, and he was made a fool of - his wife almost… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
“I bet they’d be divorced by now if I hadn’t been born. I’m sure I was a huge disappointment. I’m not pretty… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Childhood has been idealised as a lost garden paradise to which we can never return. We are excluded from this world of… — Loretta Lux Copy Share Image
Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.'… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My mom and my real father divorced before I was one. My mom and my stepfather divorced when I was in high… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
