You know it's gonna be a great story when it starts off with, 'So this b*tch...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I'd like to smack them and say, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The amount of times you say you hate drama is directly proportional to the amount of times that you actually start it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to thank GOD for making a man that can handle a woman like me. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet, then I'm the sweetest bitch you will ever meet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do get called a b*tch quite often. What I don't get called is pushover, stupid, sweetheart, dear or doormat. Works for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sexually frustrated men turn into bitchy divas like that snickers commercial. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you really didnt care about me, you wouldn't spend all day tweeting about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
