People with the boat bug are never happier than when they are poking around marinas, fantasizing about owning other people's boats. It's a disease that costs more to cure than any other single common learning disability. — Randy Wayne Copy Share Image
Never whine about the French. It's considered a sign of weakness to even acknowledge their existence. Remember: The poor devils haven't won anything since… — Randy Wayne Copy Share Image
People with the boat bug are never happier than when they are poking around marinas, fantasizing about owning other people's boats. It's a disease… — Randy Wayne Copy Share Image