Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'llbecome karma. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The frustrating moment when everyone else is online but not the person you want to see online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Thinking about someone constantly but knowing you never cross there mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like for a One Direction fan sign! Picking random and only doing a few!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Hand Sanitizer, Thanks For Letting Me Know I Have A Cut On My Hand. From, My Hand In On Fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a hot guy takes off his shirt. On the outside you're like:oh, cool. On the inside you're like: dkhsfkhdkskfhd ísufhdawouepa;i — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: What's your opinion on long distance relationships? A: Honestly, I know a lot of the time they don't really work out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So... I ended up crying because Justin Bieber's gonna be in my town on Oct. 9. my mom won't let me buy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL* - Grab her waist. - Pull her close to you. - Look into her eyes. - Look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people sing happy birthday to you 5% - sing 10% - smile 85% - sit there like an awkward walrus and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Amazing Quote's?. Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: When it's cold outside I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is why I absolutely love Miley Cyrus. The thing I don't get is how you can say someone is obese when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This happens to me EVERY TIME I'm telling my mom the truth. I start to laugh so hard I cry..And I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, Pinocchio was a liar. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Sincerely, it's not our fault,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
