Lol. I'm at a hotel and theres no spoons in the room, so I'm eatingnutella with a straw. -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a movie you haven't seen in years, and suddenly it all makes sense, because you were originally too young… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mission impossible: not eating a french fry on the way home from the drivethru. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teachers call it Go to the bathroom. We call it I'm bored,I'm gonna go wander around school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry girls, You will find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of your mascara — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is there a show calledWhen animals attack? It shouldbe called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time is like a river, You cannot touch the same water twice Because the flow that has passedwill never pass again Enjoy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how the smile of one particular person can give somuch satisfaction and happiness to another — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want U Back by Cher Lloyd is pretty much One Direction's Taken is a woman's point of view. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, remember when you had acrush on _____ Wait. What. Pshh. No. That never happened. Why would you think that? Of course not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alright.. I Feel Like You Guys Aren't Active Enough.. So Lets Play A Game! What Game Do You Guys Wanna Play?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. *Guy opens the door* Patrick: I love you. ~Noelle¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Home alone during the day:*dancing* FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOW TO THE WALLL!!! Home alone at night:*squeezes kitchen knife* WHO'STHERE?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're late to class and everyonestares at you like you've just killed someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I say LOL, I amnot actually laughing out loud. I just have nothing else to sa — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GUY Friends are the BOMB. They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, NO awkwardness… íuntil you start to LIKE one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*24 minutes of battery left* ME:That's enough time to finish. *6minutes later, laptop shuts down* ME: Fuck you! You lied to me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ln PE class, there's always that one person who thinks it's the damn olympics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going in the pool; Ready, we'll jump in together on1,2,3! Both of you run up to the pool then watching your friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, if you wear a hat, prepare for it to be taken by us. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
P.S I Love You. You guys are probably getting tired of the romantic/sad movies, but they are my favorites, I don't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard face' when the teacher looks at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when Im at school nothing crazy happens but as soon as I miss a day something crazy pops off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I hate most about myself? My body weight/figure. My friend are all twigs and make me look like an oompa loompa. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You break it, you buy it. Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and you're stomach decides to sound like a dying whale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible… Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you finish an article and need to save but press Cancel Button. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Tell Me Why We've Got More Pictures Of T.K. On Here Then Most Other Things. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Types in password* Incorrect password *Types in password again* Incorrect password ARE U FRIGGIN KIDDING ME THAT IS MY¦.-Oh..Caps Lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How can you let go of someone you love, when every time you pause, he's all you could ever think about? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We live in a society where it's more socially acceptable to be a teenage parent than gay. Let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant. haha! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
