Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy, they just careif we have food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: You look like your Mom! Haha Friend: How? Me: You just doo... Hahaha Friend: Do I really have that many wrinkles?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal Teenager: Makes sure tobe quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am. Me: Makes sure to be quiet while making… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone here a fan of The Little Mix? OR. is anyone a fan of Odd Future? lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I wasn't on yesterday. We had a storm where I live, and the electric wasn't on until about an hour ago — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone is laughing their ass off& you don't know what's going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mood where you're just like: Fuck the fuck off, you annoying fucking fucker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the person I like doesn't text back fast, I either think I didsomething wrong or they are talking to someone better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if you're really that busy, or you just can'tbe bothered to reply to my messages. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you lose : Who cares ?! It's just a game ! When you win: HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If only you saw what I could seeyou'd understand why I want you so desperately right now I'mlooking at you and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is only his wife who stands by her husband like a rock and cheers him up through ups and downs and… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I think I'll just move on because at the end of the day I'm pretty sure you already did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Playing bingo* Me: Yes! I only need one more! Someone: BINGO! Me: NOOOO! F*CK YOU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The essentials to happiness are something to love, something to do, and something to hope for. — William Blake Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say, You think it's funny? Obviously it is,if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talkto hear my robot voice...Lol. I still do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because her face is pretty, doesn't mean her personality is equally appealing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having those weird conversations with your friends& thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you start telling a story & realize no one is listening so you slowly fade out & pretend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry): I haven't been on but I admin/own a lot of sucessful pages (: SOO LIKE FOR QUOTES — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate when you go to the kitchenand know exactly what you want to find out someone already freaking finished i — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always going to be that one person you always want to be with even after you find out they don't want… — AJ Copy Share Image
I was wondering why no one was on, then I remembered it was Friday, normal people actually do more than stay on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A normal person prays to God, 'Don't give me problems.' but a great person prays to God, 'Give me the power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you! Wipe the tears from your eyes, stop thinking how bad your life is, turn off the depressing music, stop sitting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you finish a TV series and don't know what to do with your life anymore.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing those two people who no one expected to be together dating, and them being the cutest couple ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I was scared ofthe dark. Now, when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the light!(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has anybody read the book Thirteen Reasons Why I am reading it right now and its pretty good so far if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say from all this talking, I assume your done working SHUT UP,from all this complaining, I assume… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of lol putlsimhbiwfefmta ílol Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls... Attention please. Don't makes yourself as butterfly, everyone running want to catch you — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, mmm... better not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
