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Friends: People who make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and make your life a little better! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Change Of plans.. I'm Not Posting a Video of Me Singing Beaucse I Sound Like a Dieing Cat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Don't you wish your profile name was Nobody so when you like somebodies status it says Nobody likes your status. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why, but my wholelife before I hit 13, this was the one thing I said too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L'm barely on this page this week for a reason. I have family visiting from Atlanta. so I have only this week… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first time I heard the song Believe? I cried. A lot. Not because it's a sad or depressing song but because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School year: Me: Yeaaa it's Saturday, Let's do something crazy!! Friend: Totally! Summer: Me: Dude, what day is it? Friend: I think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advice of the day: If you are trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go with what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God did not create woman as a s3x object for man. He created woman so that she may become his equal partner… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Respect the emotions in someone's heart rather than the expression on someone's face. Because expression is just a formality, but emotions are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Could Walk a Mile In My Shoes But You Still Wouldn't GetMe Even If I Can With Instructions, So Tell Me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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