Pretending to never get the text, from An annoying person who won't leave you alone -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not your second choice neither your backup plan. So don't text me when you're bored. — Amarjeet Das Copy Share Image
I hate when someone is about to tell you something but then says never mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you can feel you and your best friend slowly drifting apart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced thatpeople actually think your stupid — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a package says Easy open & you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun & a lightsaber trying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're 14 and half naked in your profile picture? Congratulations í. Your parents must be proud. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not sure that the discovery of love is necessarily more exquisite than the discovery of poetry. — Marguerite Yourcenar Copy Share Image
I use to think you took my breathe away but now I realizedI was just suffocated by your bullshit,! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE READING SOMEONES GRAPHIC TEE ANDIT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE STARING AT THEIR BOOBS.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- Let's go, I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely,Been waiting in the car… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your making a stupid face & your crush looks right at you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks LOL stands forlots of love and texted me Your grandfather just died. LOL. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Dora, just one question... How do you get your shirt over your head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HAHAHA you blinked! Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a bowered pencil/pen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those people with cars as their Facebook picture… …So, you're a Transformer?! e_e 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Naming someone you know your parents approve of, when they ask who you're texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when ugly peope say I need my beauty sleep. OH N0, you need to hibernate. ï_(ã)_/ï — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the plane — Anonymous Copy Share Image
