I HATE when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back, and they don't answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got the moves like jagger. LOL JK. I dance like & awkward penguinhaving a spasm! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhh one second... *Delete Delete Delete* Here you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Debra Clarke! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I'm hearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When in a relationship;It í's not about the labels of becoming official.It's about getting to knowsomeone well enough to develop genuine feeling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text & thinking..Oh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I turn on the TV: 10% to watch shows. 90% to use it as background noise so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me:Holla, coma estas Spanish guy *speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush ofhappiness when your crush likesyour facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate it when teachers say, You think its funny? Obviously. Thats why I laughed, b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The gain is not the having of children; it is the discovery of love and how to be loving. — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
I still remember back in the day¦ when it was cool to have Rolling Backpacks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher:Why are you chewing gum in my class?!?! Me:Dude, chill, it's gum, not cocaine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, please your so ugly that gold fish crackers don't even smile back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He watched her take off her makeup and wondered why she even puts it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG DiD YOU GET BRACES!?!?!?!!? í!?nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poetry is essentially the discovery, the love, the passion for the name of everything. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Why didn't you reply to my text? dude, how am I suppose to reply to lol? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting on headphones and it seems like suddenly everybody wants to talk to yo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, it's been more than 10 years, you're not getting your license — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
