It is disconcerting looking at yourself as Mary Berry. It's bad enough looking at myself as myself. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
In comedy, if you're going to commission something commission two series, don't commission one because so many comedies are finding their feet and you… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
If you look back at 'The Fast Show,' we always shot it nicely and tried to make it look good as well as funny. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
Bob and I got into comedy in a similar way. On the coat-tails of our mates. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
Making it big in pop would have suited me fine, although comedy is a far better world for an older person. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
There's nothing better than going down the lawn to the river for a few hours in the evening and catching your own supper. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
My dad was a very calm figure in my life and I have only good memories of him. We had a very simple relationship… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
Women would never be abusive about physical appearance. It's a no-go area, but it's an icebreaker for men. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
There's more to fishing than catching fish. It's being lost in a timeless world, away from all the chaos outside, doing something that's elemental. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
As more and more new houses get built, they just suck the water out of rivers. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
If you did something in 'The Fast Show' that didn't work, you could always deliberately undermine it, or chop it into three and run… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
When we started out, there weren't that many women in team sketch shows. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
In many ways I was lucky: my dad had a quadruple bypass in his fifties. When I had the heart stents, the guy who… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share
