When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather! — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather! — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
“And what would you like, Sharie?" asked Miss Mush. "What do you have?" asked Sharie. "Potato salad". "What else is there?" asked Sharie. "Nothing"… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
I think of a book and a play, or a book and a movie, as two separate things - I don't think of it… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
I jog in the morning and then write for about two hours. There are times when I'm really excited and can't wait to get… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
“He didn’t have any friends at home. He was overweight and the kids at his middle school often teased him about his size. Even… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, The bark on the tree was just a little bit softer. While the wolf waits below, hungry… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
But don't forget who you really are. And I'm not talking about your so-called real name. All names are made up by someone else,… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe,… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
“But don't forget who you really are. And I'm not talking about your so-called real name. All names are made up by someone else,… — Louis Sachar Copy Share
“When you spend your whole life living in a hole, the only way you can go is up. (Zero/Hector Zeroni)” — Louis Sachar Copy Share
