We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are a fucking delight, princess. It’s like you know the dirty jokes in my head I’m too scared to make in… — Melanie Harlow Copy Share Image
When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“You had to be charming and witty and not cringe at their dirty jokes. It was a Mad Men kind of atmosphere.” — Lynn Povich Copy Share Image
I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that… — Thomas Keneally Copy Share Image
“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?” — John Barnes Copy Share Image
Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they're writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that… — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
Dirty joke! Timmy fell in mud. Clean joke! Timmy played with bubbles in the bath. Dirty part of Clean joke! Bubbles was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber's tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
People are in denial all the time, hiding things. If I tell you a racist or dirty joke and you laugh, you're… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
“But I love to drink. I can’t help it. I mean, I love it Bryson-love the taste, love that buzz you get… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if… — Michael Cera Copy Share Image
“But I stopped crying when I noticed that very few people were being openly emotional. I’d never seen that many stoic people… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“The extraordinary mystique of hers made you think she lived on rose petals and listened to nothing but Mozart, but it wasn't… — Andre Previn Copy Share Image
I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
By giving women training to sue a company for a 'hostile environment' if someone tells a dirty joke, we are training women… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“Tilly returned with the dipper and timidly approached the Tick-Tock Man's throne. He took it and held it out to Jake. When… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Mary Lou wore the ring faithfully. She studied the coy girls the ones who pretended not to get the dirty joke that… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“I jerked my head up, my tie with Jack severed. 7 “You’re early,” I told the Magician as Matthew and I climbed… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Tru only matched his grin and walked on. Pen caught up with him, tugging on his arm. “What is it?” “I took… — Ellen Connor Copy Share Image
“The light on the bedside table next to Sarah brightens. “I’m awake now. I’m going to read for a bit, if it… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“That night at the Brooklyn party, I was playing the girl who was in style, the girl a man like Nick wants:… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Its true. We did go in that room together and yes we were going to…you know… but Logan was so drunk. Like… — Ali Harper Copy Share Image
Despite the Internet 's origin in the late 1960s as a government sponsored means of communication between the Department of Defense, private… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show… — Roman Polanski Copy Share Image
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
