Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“You had to be charming and witty and not cringe at their dirty jokes. It was a Mad Men kind of atmosphere.” — Lynn Povich Copy Share Image
“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are a fucking delight, princess. It’s like you know the dirty jokes in my head I’m too scared to make in… — Melanie Harlow Copy Share Image
We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've… — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show… — Roman Polanski Copy Share Image
“Griffin: Morning, my beautiful girl. Why did the sperm cross the road? A few seconds later, a second text came in. Griffin:… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to… — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
By giving women training to sue a company for a 'hostile environment' if someone tells a dirty joke, we are training women… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
"You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
I want to make sure that people know that I can only be myself - I can't be a spokesperson for people… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The extraordinary mystique of hers made you think she lived on rose petals and listened to nothing but Mozart, but it wasn't… — Andre Previn Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if… — Michael Cera Copy Share Image
“But I stopped crying when I noticed that very few people were being openly emotional. I’d never seen that many stoic people… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“But I love to drink. I can’t help it. I mean, I love it Bryson-love the taste, love that buzz you get… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Before I knew anything about church, I'd assumed that most Christians spoke the same language, shared a sense of fellowship, and beyond… — Sara Miles Copy Share Image
“I glance around the set—everyone is buzzing like worker bees getting ready for the shot. Cordelia’s getting primped and powdered by a… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“In high school, we barely brushed against Ogden Nash, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, or any of the other so-unserious writers who delight… — Bob Harris Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I missed Jenna so much that it was almost a physical ache. I wanted to hold her hand, and hear her… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I don't like my wrestling or entertainment in general to be too clean or predictable for me as a fan. When I… — Dean Ambrose Copy Share Image
“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Like other kinds of intelligence, the storyteller's is partly natural, partly trained. It is composed of several qualities, most of which, in… — John Gardner Copy Share Image
Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?” — John Barnes Copy Share Image
