Painting is just like making an after-dinner speech. If you want to be remembered, say one thing and stop. — Charles Webster Hawthorne Copy Share Image
The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. — Herman Herst Jr Copy Share Image
There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is… — Charles Dudley Warner Copy Share Image
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
