If all I hired were cake decorators, our cakes would just look like cakes that people decorate. We do astounding work at Charm City Cakes and to do that you need people who think in astounding ways. Artists just think… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm 18, with the maturity level of like a 14-year-old. I'm still the same goofball; I'm still in college, as far… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
“[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork. from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals ” — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
If all I hired were cake decorators, our cakes would just look like cakes that people decorate. We do astounding work at Charm City… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
If you're from Philly and you're listening to this, please know that the rest of the world looks at Philly and they're jealous of… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I'm not on a mission. I'm not a paragon of health for anybody. I'm not going to run a marathon or model for 'Men's… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
If you're going to figure something out, study ethics. You can ask What's the answer? What's Right and Wrong? What I learned is that… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
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