Die Alive Quotes by Keith Caserta

“DENNIS, in order to die, one must first be alive.” “Quod erat demonstrandum. Oh, yes, and also: I think, therefore I am.”

— Keith Caserta

“For large values of 1, 1 approaches 2, for small values of 2.”

— Keith Caserta

“Don't make me come down there. - God”

— Keith Caserta

“You are slow for a machine. Are you a Trash-80?”

— Keith Caserta

“Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.”

— Keith Caserta