I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. — Richard Lewis Bike Copy Share Image
My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous. — Richard Lewis Beautiful Copy Share Image
My performance level has risen - and my anxiety-level has sky-rocketed. — Richard Lewis Anxiety Copy Share Image
My act is always a work in progress. I pray I have a bad day before a show. — Richard Lewis Act Copy Share Image
There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment. — Richard Lewis Between Copy Share Image
When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I was… — Richard Lewis Broke Copy Share Image
My family - it wasn't an abusive family - they meant well, but they were in their own world. — Richard Lewis Family Copy Share Image
I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing. — Richard Lewis Because Copy Share Image
I was way more comfortable in front of strangers than I was in front of relatives. So when they would laugh at… — Richard Lewis Alone Copy Share Image
I was 23, and all sorts of people were coming in and out and watching me, like Steve Allen and Bette Midler.… — Richard Lewis Home Copy Share Image
I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say. — Richard Lewis Being famous Copy Share Image
When you do something in the moment, it may just be for that stage, that audience, that head space that you're in. — Richard Lewis Audience Copy Share Image
I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong. — Richard Lewis Always Copy Share Image
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis Funny Copy Share Image
My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. — Richard Lewis About Copy Share Image
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. — Richard Lewis Analyst Copy Share Image
I certainly wouldn't be a dental hygienist - they should get the Medal of Honor just to look at people's gums. — Richard Lewis Honor Copy Share Image
I know what my sweet spot has been. It's personal stuff, dysfunction, fear of intimacy, family stuff, psychology stuff. I eviscerate myself… — Richard Lewis Family Copy Share Image
I never gave much thought to anything since I was 22 years old, when I got into the arts, so when Larry… — Richard Lewis Anything Copy Share Image
I'm psyched-up when I do radio. I can reach hundreds of thousands of people in a market. And way psyched-up when I'm… — Richard Lewis Foolish Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots… — Richard Lewis Albums Copy Share Image
My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's how Richard Lewis feels about it.… — Richard Lewis About Copy Share Image
I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk… — Richard Lewis Am Copy Share Image
If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there is zero guarantee that… — Richard Lewis Any Copy Share Image
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are… — Richard Lewis Biographies Copy Share Image