I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I… — David Feherty Copy Share
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his… — David Feherty Copy Share
That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. — David Feherty Copy Share
I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I… — David Feherty Copy Share
Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. — David Feherty Copy Share
“When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game… — David Feherty Copy Share
I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks… — David Feherty Copy Share
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot… — David Feherty Copy Share
Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder. — David Feherty Copy Share
Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get… — David Feherty Copy Share
I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and… — David Feherty Copy Share
The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40… — David Feherty Copy Share
