Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share
