Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done. — S. Truett Cathy Copy Share Image
My friends ask me why I'm so serious, all I said Bitch, I just got surgery. If I laugh it'll hurt. All… — CJ Copy Share Image
“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken… — Chessela Helm Copy Share Image
Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
