People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A real solid shot, too. I knew instinctively that this… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser Copy Share
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser Copy Share
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway. — Paul Reiser Copy Share
In traditional TV, it's very hard to have the luxury of banking all your scripts and getting everything in a row, but it does… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
