“If you believe that God makes miracles you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“God, it's like I have something, deep down inside of me, that i think is undeserving of love.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Deborah led me away from it and over to the far end of the room. “Dexter,” she said, “promise me you didn’t… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“I was building a perfect and nearly impenetrable facade of gleaming antiseptic steel and glass to cement onto the front of the… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“And although I take no credit for it, I am presentable enough; I clean up good, as we natives like to say."… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see." I skipped over the image… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Dexter the no-bloodhound, who hid behind a human-seeming face and tracked down the truly naughty serial killers who killed without code.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Certainly no one on-site asked for my opinion, but I have always felt there should be no leftovers. It's untidy, and it… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Potter, coincidence got my vote.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Because no matter how far you may travel, you are what you are, and even when you are flying at thrilling new… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always me that they come… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“But it's different for a girl, and Astor is at the age- It's not too dry, is it?" She said, frowning at… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Perhaps Dexter’s dutiful but uninspired brain pictured him as Sherlock Holmes, able to examine the wheel ruts and deduce that a left-handed… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“I thought about getting out and looking for some kind of clue, until I realized how silly that was. Did I think… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Dexter the Magnificent, who doth bestride the world like a Colossus, many lovely corpses at his feet, brought to you in live… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“But of course, very few people are Dexter. This is generally a good thing, but in this case it came in handy… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Dexter,' Debs said, jerking her head at me. 'Get some smelling salts or something. You and Deke help her up.' (...) Deke… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answering machine. Sure enough,… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“We don't get to pick our kin. The best we can hope for is to survive them...” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“Deborah led me away from it and over to the far end of the room. “Dexter,” she said, “promise me you didn’t kill this… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers.… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
In that tremendous flash of freedom, on my way to do The Thing for the first time, sanctioned by Almighty Harry, I receded, faded… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“It would be much too difficult for anyone to get in and out of this area, especially if they were carrying questionable loads of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“I spent the rest of the workday on routine paperwork, snarling at misplaced files and seething at the stupidity of everyone else's report writing--when… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
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