I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
My final thought before making most of my decision is usually Fuck it. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I love those conversation where I don't have to think,everything just flows out. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
That one kid in class that doesn't give a sh*t, doesn't study, but manage to get High grades. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
That awesome moments when you find a song that you've been trying to find for a really long time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Me: okay it's 7am. Me: I should get up. Me:Just Five seconds. Me:Five Hours. Me: Five days. Me: Five years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you find and old conversation between you and someone you don't talk anymore. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
It's sweet when someone knows every single details about you.Not because you constantly remind them about you,but because they pay attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack when you are in bed and almost asleep and suddenly and suddenly you get that strange feeling sensation.… — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
When I do something awesome, no one sees it. When I do something embarrassing, everyone sees it. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth,but you laugh, and everyone thinks you're lying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Just so we're clear if I say shut up and you say make me I am instantly thinking about making out with… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge… — Medic Copy Share Image
There is no distraction to hide what is real… I could pull the steering wheel. — Twenty One Pilots Copy Share Image
I have a lot of homework so,I've decided to start watching a new TV series. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people hold the door for me when I'm , still so far away and force me into an awkward jog of… — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for one day just to see how it is to hang out… — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
5 days of school,2 days of weekends,1O months for school,2 months for summer.Who the fuck divided this shit up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went for an eye test this morning. The optician said to me, You definitely need glasses, mate. How can you tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love walking around the beach with my girlfriend.. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen Mannequin around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, I got nothing man. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image