“During the Depression, much of my career was dictated by a fanatical aversion to washing dishes. The only job I could find to finance college involved washing dishes,so I joined the Navy instead.” — Keith Robertson Copy Share Image
“I'm used to Midge and know that half the time what she says isn't supposed to mean anything. Women aren't so hard to understand… — Keith Robertson Copy Share Image
“Of course, now that we've made the glorious Fourth safe by banning fireworks," he said, "people take to the highways in droves and kill… — Keith Robertson Copy Share Image
“During the Depression, much of my career was dictated by a fanatical aversion to washing dishes. The only job I could find to finance… — Keith Robertson Copy Share Image
“Mr. Glass kept complaining about having to drive up to the hotel with that bag on top of the car, but the people didn't… — Keith Robertson Copy Share Image
