Decided Quotes by Ilana Glazer

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

— Ilana Glazer

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

— Ilana Glazer

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

— Ilana Glazer

What's fun is that the characters in 'Broad City' are rushing and hustling, and our process reflects that.

— Ilana Glazer

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do…

— Ilana Glazer

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

— Ilana Glazer

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

— Ilana Glazer

All my brother Eliot and I did as kids was film sketches.

— Ilana Glazer

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

— Ilana Glazer

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school,…

— Ilana Glazer

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess…

— Ilana Glazer

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.

— Ilana Glazer