Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table,… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
